Composed by Mozart at 7 or 8 years of age, recently identified in Austria.
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
woof woof wats for lunch lol
a cat kissed me yesterday and i didnt even know her
today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american
Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this.
I want the whole cast to find success outside of glee not just one all of them cause they all deserve it
I feel like this represents tumblr since the 1st of September
THE TIME HAS COME TO BRING THIS BACK
I don’t mind the Jesus parallel for Spider-Man. Jesus is an awesome guy. Whether he was real or fake, he did some really sick stuff. When Pontius Pilate said: “They say you’re the son of God. If you’re the son of God, tell me.” Jesus was like: “I know who I am, bitch.” I don’t know if he said “bitch”. Maybe he didn’t curse up Pontius Pilate. But that was a cool thing. Peter is not that evolved. Peter wants to tell the world he’s a good guy: “Like me: I’m nice.” He’s a 19-year-old kid. He’s a kid struggling with being misunderstood. We’ve all been misunderstood. That’s universal too. I like being Peter.