Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
"Learn to take a joke"
Yeah learn to make one
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice
the only true ally
#Read to filth by the Queen of England.
The queen has reached dangerous levels of sass
Gays Save The Queen