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Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

urtube:

"Learn to take a joke"

Yeah learn to make one

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

hokeyfright:

the only true ally

hokeyfright:

the only true ally

skittle-happy-matt:

goonpunch:

thesteven1:

#Read to filth by the Queen of England.

The queen has reached dangerous levels of sass

Gays Save The Queen

skittle-happy-matt:

goonpunch:

thesteven1:

#Read to filth by the Queen of England.

The queen has reached dangerous levels of sass

Gays Save The Queen

kellynkupcake:

My fiancé feel asleep with my Loki pillow over his face and this is the best thing that has ever happened.

kellynkupcake:

My fiancé feel asleep with my Loki pillow over his face and this is the best thing that has ever happened.